01/28/2002
HGTV Design Star » Archive » Dooce's Recap: Design Star, Have You ...
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08/28/2001
Susan | dooce®
dooce said: @christinenicole1, this is going to be anti-climatic for you, but I was referring to buying this house. This much more expensive than our last house house. 6 days ago / 13 ...
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10/30/2001
None of them has ever said LOL | dooce®
Dooce, thanks for affirming that being asked to talk dirty can be completely distracting. I wondered if I was the only one. I should make that [new year's] resolution about not being cranky on or about the internet. ...
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06/28/2001
That old hag | dooce®
You must have a dooce® Community account to leave a comment. If you've already registered, login. If this is your first time posting here, snag a free account. Someone at the doctor's office just pulled a cell phone from between her ...
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09/29/2001
Smiley! | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Smiley! Have I mentioned how happy Chuck is to live in this house? ...
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01/30/2002
Design Happens » Archive » Dooce's Recap: Design Star, Have You ...
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07/29/2001
On the town | dooce®
Last night my mom kept the kids while Jon and I grabbed dinner and a movie for my birthday, and I stayed up later than I have in months, meaning waaaaaay past seven. Luckily we got to sleep in until eight, and then we grabbed a ...
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06/27/2001
HGTV Design Star » Archive » Dooce's Recap: Oh, Humility. Where ...
Permalink; 1575320 Commentshttp://blog.hgtv.com/design-star/2010/07/18/dooces-recap-oh-humility-where-art-thou/Dooce%27s+Recap%3A+Oh%2C+Humility.+Where+Art+Thou%3F2010-07-19+02%3A59%3A57Heather+Armstrong. This website uses IntenseDebate ...
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02/27/2002
Charlie foxtrot | dooce®
dooce, jon, and the rest of the family, my deepest sympathies. i dont know why the deaths of family members seem to happen in clusters or why life is full of shit all at one time, but "the internet" has been there. i pray you get to ...
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02/27/2001
And then shake your head and call us nerds
Armstrong Media, LLC. All rights reserved. Originally published by Heather B. Armstrong for dooce.com as And then shake your head and call us nerds. This post cannot be republished without express written permission.
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06/29/2001
Heather Armstrong of Dooce Apartment Therapy's Summer Style Survey ...
harmstrong6071910.jpg Heather Armstrong, the blogger behind Dooce, shared her summer style with us: Sun or Shade?: with LOTS of sun screen (I have very very fair skin). The Color of Summer 2010: Any shade of blue ...
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02/26/2001
Mom v. Me | dooce®
Tomorrow: Why would you write about all of our personal arguments on dooce? I realize you're trying to be funny but I'm not happy with the world knowing these details. Also that's not how the pantyhose discussion went, I never forced ...
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11/27/2000
I personally would have fainted | dooce®
You must have a dooce® Community account to leave a comment. If you've already registered, login. If this is your first time posting here, snag a free account. Thank you, Internet. You have been a much needed support system this week. ...
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01/29/2002
Golden oldie | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo. Golden oldie. This photo was taken when Chuck was less than two months old. ...
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05/30/2000
Next, part three | dooce®
As a present to all of us for waiting 8000 years to get to that final line, I am pretty sure we need pictures of every single surface of that house. Congratulations! Dooce Community party at the new digs next week, right? ...
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09/27/2001
Britton | dooce®
We have two giant cherry trees in our backyard, and idiots that we are, we forgot to check and see if any of them were still good before inviting my twelve-year-old nephew to come and pick whatever he could and earn a little extra cash. ...
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03/30/2001
"Window treatments" | dooce®
Would it be a proper Armstrong house if at one point or another I didn't put tin foil in the windows? This is Marlo's room, and we've got black-out shades coming, but they won't be here for another week. This is called ingenuity, y'all. ...
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08/28/2001
Diego on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Diego. Diego by dooce. To take full advantage of Flickr, you should use a JavaScript-enabled browser and install the latest version of the Macromedia Flash Player. ... dooce's photostream ...
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11/28/2000
Master bedroom | dooce®
This is part of the master bedroom suite (not shown: closet and bathroom and fireplace). Somewhere up in that turret lived a family of animals. Critter Catcher Dude assures us that "they have been taken care of," and I think Jon made ...
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05/29/2002
Blush and bashful | dooce®
As a lover of all things "dooce" (the washing machine screed was EPIC), I have to comment. As I understand it, this blog and probably most of the followers are of the liberal political persuasion. So, let me ask the following question: ...
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07/29/2001
Goth mix | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Goth mix. Not too happy that I'm interrupting his "meditation. ...
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08/30/2001
Real Cringe | dooce®
Hello, Dooce readers! Thanks, randi33! Truthful Mommy, no invite is necessary. Cringe is in London for now, but it will be back in New York soon, and it's free and open to the public. Pixie, If you're interested in starting a ...
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11/27/2000
HGTV Design Star » Archive » Dooce's Recap: Paint catastrophe ...
1471491 Commentshttp://blog.hgtv.com/design-star/2010/07/11/dooces-recap-paint-catastrophe-explosions-grenades/Dooce%27s+Recap%3A+Paint+catastrophe%21+Explosions%21+Grenades%212010-07-12+02%3A59%3A00Heather+Armstrong ...
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12/29/2000
Hallway | dooce®
I don't know why, but this is one of my favorite parts of the house. All the bedrooms are on one floor, and this is looking down the hallway from the master bedroom. Marlo's bedroom is the first one on the right, Leta's is the second. ...
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07/28/2000
Our upright grand | dooce®
This piano has been in our family since I was probably in the womb, an antique my mother bought from a neighbor back in Memphis for a hundred bucks. I learned to play on this thing, and it's seen years of lessons and jamming sessions. ...
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03/29/2001
Afternoon snack | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Afternoon snack. Meaning about an hour after lunch I sat down and ...
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11/29/2000
Design Happens » Archive » Dooce's Recap: Paint catastrophe ...
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12/28/2000
Apricots! | dooce®
In addition to two cherry trees and a plum tree, we have an apricot tree in our backyard. Fun, except the apricots don't ripen until, like, never, and the tree just keeps dropping these things into the yard. ...
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01/30/2001
Something in the yard | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Something in the yard. But I have no idea what it is. Maybe you do? ...
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08/29/2000
The new digs | dooce®
One of the best things about this new house is the giant backyard. ONE THAT IS ENTIRELY FENCED IN. Chuck cannot escape, although he will linger all the way up as far as he can get and ignore our calls to come. Because he is a douchebag. ...
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03/28/2002
HGTV Design Star » Archive » Dooce's Recap: Oh no, Dan! Energize ...
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10/30/2001
Tubefilter News Talks Dooce, Momversation | Momversation
Tubefilter News brings us a frank interview with the author of Dooce (and Momversation panelist) Heather Armstrong. She discusses her new book, her pregnancy, and of course, the making of our Momversation videos. ...
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04/29/2001
Top of the Rock | dooce®
Not many times in my life will I ever get to experience this view, and last night was one of them. It was incredible, everything. Unreal, even. However. I miss my kids. And my dogs. And maybe that husband of mine. ...
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12/29/2000
Instant understanding | dooce®
So all we can do is support you along the way. You're welcome. Login to post comments. 07.13.10 - 03:08 PM / 3. dooce said: Janice, that's pretty much the best comment ever. Login to post comments. 07.13.10 - 03:13 PM / 4 ...
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08/28/2001
Billy Bob on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
rubybeth says: I don't know if you seriously want 'advice on Marlo's broken tooth, but my mom has been a dental assistant for 35+ years and I know what she'd say: take her to the dentist. They might be able to reconstruct the bottom ...
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11/27/2000
It's the most wonderful time of the year | dooce®
It's the most wonderful time of the year. He has already found every hot spot in the house. Can't find Chuck? If it's before noon, in the office. Afternoon? The formal living room. He's like a living sun dial. ...
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01/28/2001
Newsletter: Marlo turns one | dooce®
In dooce terms, that's twelve months. Years from now when you and your sister look back on what I've written here and you realize that I wrote a lot more about her first year than I did about yours, I kindly ask that you forgive me. ...
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08/29/2000
Main living space | dooce®
This is the living space off the kitchen looking out into the backyard. Plenty of space to host our huge Mormon families, which is one of the main reasons we wanted this house. It takes the pressure off my mother who has been hosting ...
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07/30/2000
Marlo and Grandma | dooce®
One of the reasons it took me so long to write about the house saga was the fact that we hosted a couple of holiday parties over the weekend, including one where about 35 of our family members gathered for burgers and Sprite. ...
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04/28/2002
Halloween lily | dooce®
I saw these on a walk today, first time I've ever seen an orange lily. The color was just so intense, like a ripe pumpkin. Thought about plucking a few but then realized, isn't that stealing? And I just don't need that sin on my record. ...
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01/28/2001
HGTV Design Star » Archive » Dooce's Recap: Nina Drops a Piano on ...
1157389 Commentshttp://blog.hgtv.com/design-star/2010/06/13/dooces-recap-nina-drops-a-piano-on-courtlands-head/Dooce%27s+Recap%3A+Nina+Drops+a+Piano+on+Courtland%27s+Head2010-06-14+02%3A59%3A11Heather+Armstrong ...
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12/30/2001
I thought Kristy's stepdad was Winston Brewer but Kate knew it was ...
All rights reserved. Originally published by Heather B. Armstrong for dooce.com as I thought Kristy's stepdad was Winston Brewer but Kate knew it was really Watson. This post cannot be republished without express written permission.
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11/29/2000
Wherein I return to my roots
by dooce in Daily, Marlo, Parenthood, Poop. © Armstrong Media, LLC. All rights reserved. Originally published by Heather B. Armstrong for dooce.com as Wherein I return to my roots. This post cannot be republished without express written ...
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03/29/2002
Cousins | dooce®
My sister and her family came by yesterday, and as usual all her kids fought over who got to hold Marlo. This is one of the twins, Noah, and the only way I know it's not Joshua is because Noah's hair is slightly longer. ...
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08/29/2000
May Ninth, Two Thousand Ten | dooce®
I loved your comment that Marlo is asking for "juice" by saying "dooce"!!! Cherish the mispronunciations. They learn to say it right all too soon. My daughter used to say "washclosh", my niece used to say "shlokat cake". ...
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08/28/2001
HGTV Design Star » Archive » Dooce's Recap: Bromstad! Where are ...
1302328 Commentshttp://blog.hgtv.com/design-star/2010/06/20/dooces-recap-bromstad-where-are-you-bromstad/Dooce%27s+Recap%3A+Bromstad%21+Where+are+you%2C+Bromstad%3F2010-06-21+02%3A59%3A48Heather+Armstrong. WHAT?!! I can't believe they ...
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10/30/2000
BMB. Peace, love and art.: La Vie en Janice | dooce®
This is Sarah's next guest post — yes, I'm still having her do a few guest posts here and there because everything in our lives is in such disarray that I need some time to hunker down and get things...
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01/30/2001
Thirteen months
by dooce in Daily, Marlo, Parenthood. © Armstrong Media, LLC. All rights reserved. Originally published by Heather B. Armstrong for dooce.com as Thirteen months. This post cannot be republished without express written permission.
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04/29/2002
I can't believe we haven't done this one yet | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. I can't believe we haven't done this one yet ...
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07/28/2000
Things you never want to hear our trainer say in the middle of a ...
dooce said: Having said all this, I've never been in better shape! 06.08.10 - 10:55 AM / 1. JJM-JJM said: "Come on maggot!" ... 06.08.10 - 01:42 PM / 16. dooce said: I always shower when I work out. 06.08.10 - 01:46 PM / 17 ...
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07/28/2000
DC, part two | dooce®
MJBUtah said: Please tell me you got to shake her hand? She has always struck me as such a down to earth person that none of that surprises me. Part Three: Dooce and the First Lady do jello shots? Please? 04.08.10 - 01:02 PM / 2 ...
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11/28/2001
Parley's Canyon | dooce®
Early morning sun coming up over the entrance to Parley's Canyon. Love this time of year because the mountains are actually green, and this doesn't last long. It can go from white straight to brown really fast, so it's always good to ...
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02/27/2002
Featured community question that will have everyone sniffing their ...
dooce said: Is this too much information? It probably is, but I don't have to shave my armpits but once a week. The hair there just doesn't grow that quickly. My dad just hit his head on his keyboard. Login to post comments ...
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08/30/2001
Design Happens » Archive » Dooce's Recap: Bromstad! Where are you ...
110048 Commentshttp://blog.hgtv.com/design/2010/06/20/dooces-recap-bromstad-where-are-you-bromstad/Dooce%27s+Recap%3A+Bromstad%21+Where+are+you%2C+Bromstad%3F2010-06-21+03%3A00%3A28Heather+Armstrong. They have totally ruined Design ...
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04/28/2001
Fancy! | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Fancy! No joke, I was standing there taking this photo when he farted ...
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11/29/2001
Heather Armstrong (Dooce) on what makes a happy home-plus an HGTV ...
Edited with Winners! The numbers chosen by Random.org for our four initial winners are: 15, 11, 3, and 7 Which means that Nicole, Naomi, Jennie, and Jamie are winners of the HGTV swag! I'll be in touch with the four.
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07/29/2000
Stormwalking | dooce®
The girlfriend of hobby photographer Gareth Payne sent me this photo from his collection knowing that we have in common partners who love Star Wars. When I opened it, I thought, RAAAAAD. I mean, how did he ever sneak up on a storm ...
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09/28/2001
Decisions, decisions | dooce®
We're trying to figure out which color of stain to use to seal the fence around the backyard. I want one that matches Chuck perfectly. What? Doesn't everyone match their fence to their dog? WHY HAVE A DOG, THEN? ...
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04/27/2000
DC, part one | dooce®
I arrived last Monday evening into DC at about midnight, and when I opened the door to my room at the W Hotel I should have headed straight to bed. Instead, I spent an hour in the tub, a giant marble-topped wonder, and gnawed every one ...
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02/27/2001
Tuscan Charles | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Tuscan Charles. Would sir desire some fresh fruit? ...
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07/28/2000
Nature's nipple | dooce®
The couple who built and lived in this house for over forty years were apparently known for their rose bushes. We've done our best to maintain them, meaning we stay away so that they don't die. I particularly love this bush because the ...
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03/30/2002
Jumbah! | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Jumbah! Over the weekend we broke out a bin of Leta's old toys for ...
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02/26/2001
Celebrating tax day | dooce®
Sooooooo. Yeah. TAXES! Don't know about you, but tonight we're going to be pouring a stiff one. My friend Kate shared the most amazing gin and tonic recipe that it just might replace bourbon on the rocks as my favorite drink. ...
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10/29/2000
My graduate | dooce®
Leta's last day of kindergarten was a few days ago, and it was really, really emotional. When we got in the car to go home she started crying because she was "going to miss her teachers so much." And then I started to cry, ...
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01/30/2000
Because it needs to be said | dooce®
I'm still a little confused as to what time it is, so forgive me now for any typos that might unfurl as I get all this down on paper. I left my hotel room yesterday morning at 5AM DC time, 3AM Salt Lake time, and when I got home I had ...
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05/28/2001
Mom Blog – About Biting
... How much money can adsense make · How to do a successful giveaway · Grow your blog with giveaways · How to turn a mom blog into a business · Subscribe · Mom Blog in Powell - Dooce Wannabe. Mom Blog - Life in the 614 almost 740 ...
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09/29/2001
Puddles | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Puddles. Today it's snowing and then raining and then snowing again. ...
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11/27/2001
Caption this... | dooce®
dooce said: It's peanut butter. This was one of the more family friendly shots I could find in this series. That dog has a tongue and a half! 05.24.10 - 12:59 PM / 3. Hagan Squared said: What a roll reversal. Chuck is crazy and Coco ...
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03/30/2002
Mr. and Mrs. Armstrong | dooce®
This was one of the nights when we both showered, fancied up and had ourselves a date. We had my niece Mariah stay and put Leta to bed, and the following morning Leta said that she really, really wished we would go out more often. ...
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05/29/2000
Dooce is Mild « And Triplets Make Six
i don't know if i'd call myself a dooce fan or not, but one thing's for certain. she has always been a compelling figure for me and it was really cool to get to go back and forth with her. for me, at least now, she's less of a persona ...
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05/28/2000
dooce's brother
I had lunch with my brother Ranger last week, and he tells me that it's getting annoying being known as dooce's brother rather than as Ranger Hamilton. Oh BOO HOO. All four years of high school I was known as Ranger's little sister, ...
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08/29/2001
Sunset over the Great Salt Lake | dooce®
My plane from NYC back to Salt Lake happened to land right at sunset. I wasn't supposed to be using electronic equipment at the time, but we've established that I don't always follow the rules (sometimes walking my dogs off leash at the ...
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04/27/2001
Belated Mother's Day | dooce®
These are the flowers Jon got me for Mother's Day a week ago, but it was yesterday that I finally got to sleep in. Which was all I wanted for Mother's Day, an extra hour of sleep. That hour was totally worth the wait. ...
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02/27/2001
Forsythia! | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Forsythia! Despite recent snowstorms, our forsythia bush is plugging ...
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06/29/2001
Sha-bloom! | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Sha-bloom! We has such incredible weather this weekend, and the tulips ...
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10/29/2000
Summer traditions | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Summer traditions. Is this just totally disgusting or what. ...
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06/28/2001
Rewind four hundred and eleven months
dooce posted a photo: Rewind four hundred and eleven months.
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01/29/2000
on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Flickr is almost certainly the best online photo management and sharing application in the world. Show off your favorite photos and videos to the world, securely and privately show content to your friends and family, or blog the photos ...
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06/27/2000
Insane clown posse | dooce®
It's Pioneer Day! Let's see if I can get some unfollows: how do you know you're from Utah? Your aunt is younger than your daughter. RT @Angiemartinbeck: @dooce That's a really ignorant thing to say. Officially "unfollowing" you now. ...
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07/30/2001
Crawler! | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Crawler! Someone is mobile! And some other people are screwed! ...
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01/29/2000
Next, part two
Little did I know that The Armstrongs are magnetically attracted to Insano Home Owners. by dooce in Daily. © Armstrong Media, LLC. All rights reserved. Originally published by Heather B. Armstrong for dooce.com as Next, part two. ...
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07/30/2000
Interchange | dooce®
Flying home from DC, this is an aerial view of an interchange in the Salt Lake Valley between 215 and the 201. I had to look on a satellite map to figure this out. Still blows my mind that we live in a time when I have that kind of ...
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01/28/2002
The Saturday morning cave | dooce®
Saturday morning Leta set up camp in the bathroom. She shoved three blankets, two pillows and a stack of toys into the bathtub. And since Marlo wants to be wherever Leta is, she crawled into the bathroom and stood at the side of the tub ...
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06/27/2000
So much better than a festive pig | dooce®
So much better than a festive pig. I want to show this to my mom and go, this? This is animal decor. And then I'll wave my middle finger at the giant ceramic rooster sitting next to her refrigerator. Tortoises. For real. ...
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06/29/2000
Seal | dooce®
Sadly, Chuck is not allowed to come with us on our vacation to Florida next month (if there is one, PLEASE OIL SPILL STAY AWAY, that's my ridiculous first world whining for today). So we're just reenacting what it would be like if he ...
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03/30/2001
I have house envy. Dooce!
There is a blogger out there by the name of Heather Armstrong who writes a blog called Dooce. It's a really funny blog. She's a great writer. I would compare her style to Larry David. It's not that she writes about nothing. ...
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05/30/2001
A crisp morning | dooce®
Turns out that while I was in New York a cold front hit Utah. And my sister was up camping with the young women from her church AND IT SNOWED ON THEM. Y'all, freaky shit is going on here. It's the middle of June, and even this morning ...
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03/28/2002
Pensive | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Pensive. And plotting revenge. 05.28.2010 Daily Chuck comments closed ...
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01/30/2000
blurbomat.com » dooce® Community: Some Info for the Nerds
For the answer to that question, you can read this post on dooce.com. For those of you wondering how we built it, I'm not going to go into too much depth, but I'll share a few things below that might pre-emptively answer a few questions ...
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11/27/2001
Camera hog | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. Camera hog. Sir demands that you get that little shit out of my photo. ...
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01/28/2000
Exhibit A | dooce®
Thanks to Dooce I now know better!!! Haha! Is it possible that I am the root cause of the apartment below mine getting its pipes clogged and causing their drain to leak? (whistle whistle.. do do doooo). and wait.. you did a back hand ...
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08/30/2000
What? | dooce®
Masthead Menu. About this site · Contact Me · Archives · Mastheads · Shop · FAQ · community · view · view · view · dooce® - dooce.com · Previous Photo · Next Photo. What? He always matches his collar with his modesty patch. ...
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02/26/2000
Not again | dooce®
We've got what seems like hundreds of shots that look exactly like this one, where I'm trying to get something from a low angle and HERE COMES LUMBERING BABY. She knows I have the camera, and she knows I won't let her have it. ...
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11/29/2001
I could totally do this | dooce®
I could totally do this. Can you even believe this? Like, how is this even possible? The whole time I was watching this, and it went on and on, I kept waiting for his spine to snap or for a ligament to just explode right out of his arm. ...
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09/28/2000
Central Park East | dooce®
Or, I guess, more accurately, The Upper East Side. At dusk. Was it worth seeing this to have flown all the way to New York on Mother's Day only to have CBS cancel our segment for no reason last night? Not sure. Am I going to write about ...
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11/29/2001
Becoming referee | dooce®
You must have a dooce® Community account to leave a comment. If you've already registered, login. If this is your first time posting here, snag a free account. Me: "Leta, why did you give Marlo that huge bowl of water? ...
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04/27/2000
Hypnotize | dooce®
You guys, I do not do anything to this kid's eyes in these photos. That is the real color. My dad said that next time I post a photo of him on my website he wants me to Photoshop her eyes onto his. And give him hair. ...
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08/30/2001
Congregation | dooce®
I opened the front door to let in some light this morning so that I could get some good shots of Marlo, but then both dogs and Leta came over into the three-by-three foot space, and suddenly we're an Armstrong mountain, legs and snouts ...
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10/28/2001
For Tyrant on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
dooce · Pro User says: It's called Tarzana Wide. Posted 5 weeks ago. ( permalink ). view profile · cablearms- · Pro User says: whistling is ONLY okay if it is coming ... dooce's photostream. 1890. uploads. This photo also belongs to: ...
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07/28/2001
Roarsies! | dooce®
Warning! Ferocious leopard so uninterested in whatever the hell you're doing that it has remained in this burrito bed for more than four hours. I get the feeling that if anyone ever broke into this house, he'd be all, "Why should I get ...
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