Index / Ecommerce News 04/28/2002 Wonkette's HOT TOPIX with Michele Bachmann: Minimum Wage | Silly ... Wonkette's HOT TOPIX with Michele Bachmann: Minimum Wage. more info 01/30/2002 President Obama To Become President of Daytime Teevee Barack Obama is going to be on The View on Thursday, because he is not too popular now, and he was popular in 2008 when he was on that show last, so certainly viewers who don´t have jobs and... more info 04/29/2002 THE BURNED OVER DISTRICT: Holy cow! Wonkette uncovers the truth Wonkette operative “Evan B.� writes: “The debate over the planned mosque at Ground Zero seems a bit retarded to me; I work directly between the planned mosque and a mosque that has existed before 9/11 and continues to operate to this ... more info 11/28/2001 Only Wonkette Can Deal with Today's Really Existing Republican ... Josh Fruhlinger writes about Republican House leader John Boehner: >Wonkette: The Christian Science Monitor held some sort of confab on unemployment, and John Boehner insisted that... he does not want the unemployed ground up into ... more info 04/27/2002 Basil Marceaux: Internet Superstar » Marceaux, Basil, Meet ... Wonkette kicked it off. He wants to anathema trade stops, which he equates with slavery, as well as he promises: “VOTE FOR ME AND IF we WIN we WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE!� ... more info 03/29/2002 Wonkette's HOT TOPIX with Michele Bachmann: Minimum Wage! « Que ... Possibly related posts: (automatically generated). Bangladesh Garment Workers to Get Higher Pay. 0 Responses to “Wonkette's HOT TOPIX with Michele Bachmann: Minimum Wage!� Feed for this Entry Trackback Address. Leave a Comment ... more info 05/29/2002 Alvin Greene | Wonkette | Official Website | Mediaite The Alvin Greene for US Senate campaign is officially online! After several impostors brought their love of all things Alvin Greene to the internet and were summarily dismissed by the candidate himself during his media tour, ... more info 02/27/2000 Official Carly Fiorina Video Wins Current Hour Of Internet OH MY GOD “Carlyfornia� Senate candidate Carly Fiorina has struck again on the Internet and the results are monstrous. It's best at the beginning and end, especially the end, picking up steam at exactly 2:26. “2:26″ is the absolute most ... more info 01/30/2002 President Obama To Become President of Daytime Teevee (Wonkette) ... the magic he needs to get back that '08 touch. According [...] Barack Obama - View - Barbara Walter - President of the United States - World Turns. Source : Wonkette (subscribe). Explore : Celebrity, Political Blogs, Politics, Wonkette. more info 07/30/2001 Emergency Wonkette Endorsement: 'Jody Hice' For Whatever He's ... More proof that Wonkette readers are the best and most attractive readers on the whole Internets! A casual mention that we aren't up on any of the hilarious goings-on in today's Georgia primary immediately gets us a tip from hero ... more info 01/30/2001 Blog Wednesday: Wonkette « LoneStarters I would give you the standard profile of Wonkette, but it would not do it justice. Like I said: Wonkette is a big blog, far more successful than anything I've worked on or would ever aspire/imagine LoneStarters to be. ... more info 04/28/2001 Iggy Pop Makes Harold Ford Uncomfortable Human joke Harold Ford was at that “rock & roll hall of fame� award dinner in wherever it is, Cleveland? And Iggy Pop just cold ran over there and started goin' nuts, as proven by the picture of a television set somebody posted at the ... more info 06/27/2001 Oh Noes Sarah Palin Got Assaulted By Sam Donaldson's Wig Maker! If you ever needed proof that Sarah Palin is totally going bald, feast your eyes upon this confection, courtesy of the Roadside Mulletry and House Of Hair Hats. [Foxnooz/Rumproast] more info 09/27/2001 Wonkette's Annual Treasury of Bad 9/11 Art: http://wonkette.com ... Wonkette's Annual Treasury of Bad 9/11 Art: http://wonkette.com/411020/our-annual-childrens-treasury-of-terrible-911-art. more info 02/27/2002 Wonkette Is Looking for Contributors - mediabistro.com: FishbowlNY Editor Jim Newell is, as we know, departing Wonkette. So now the online purveyor of political sarcasm is looking for contributors. Some of the slots may even be filled by people who live in places other than DC -- places like New York, ... more info 06/27/2000 Replacing racism with sizeism? Not cool, Wonkette » The-F-Word.org So, the blog Wonkette recently opined on Prescott, Az. city councilman Steve Blair who used AM talk radio show to advocate for the removal of a black child's face from a downtown mural. Arizona isn't exactly considered a bastion of ... more info 03/28/2001 Gay Hater Admonished On Proper Gay-Hating Techniques Last week John Amaechi, a former NBA player, came out of the closet and began promoting a new book about being a closeted NBA player; several days of current NBA players saying, "Sure ... I... more info 07/29/2001 R i g h t a r d i a: Wonkette: Cialis at the Gulf coast Wonkette: Cialis at the Gulf coast. Avid the tar balls and rightards. Avoid the Panhandle. Visit Central, South or East Florida. Honeymoon Island in Clearwater has one of the best beaches in Florida and no tar balls to disrupt your ... more info 06/29/2002 SOTU Drinking Game: Straight Up-and-Down Vote, No Chaser We´ve got our night all planned out. Once we´ve finished the candy we collected from Jesse Jackson´s decimated paper-mache torso, we´ll sit down in front of the ol´... more info 01/30/2000 World Net Daily Folks Release Crappy White People Rap Thing What to listen to during this week's drive to church? How about WOLVERINES!: “WND-TV stars Molotov Mitchell of 'For the Record' fame and DJ Dolce of 'News! News!' notoriety have teamed in a momentous new rap video called 'OTP (One Term ... more info 02/27/2000 Fox News Needs To Mind Its Own Business Hmm… how many hours are in the day, again? Whatever that number is plus two more hours, daily. We know that puberty is hard for you, Fox News, so feel free to pass on any more questions. YOU'RE NORMAL. IT'S A NATURAL PROCESS. ... more info 12/28/2001 Wonkette | Jim Newell | Gawker | Mediaite Well, this will do something to silence those who complained that Gawker would not survive after the major staff rearrangement earlier this year. After it's politics editor Alex Pareene left for Salon last month, Gawker media has hired ... more info 08/30/2000 Wonkette: ZOMG!!!11!! PALIN HAS BOOBS!!1!!!!1!!eleventy!!!1 ... Lots of proverbial ink has been spilled over Sarah Palin and the hypocrisy of the feminists regarding anything involving her. The scum of the blogosphere that is Wonkette published a piece this morning, based on the oh-so-credible tweet ... more info 10/29/2000 Wonkette: ZOMG!!!11!! PALIN HAS BOOBS!!1!!!!1!!eleventy!!!1 ... If this were only on Wonkette's site, I would never have seen it. I don't exactly frequent there. However, the story picked up some legs. It's been talked about by the Boston Herald, local news, and all kinds of leftwing blogs. ... more info 01/30/2002 The Live Wyer: Get With Us or DIE! Read more at Wonkette: http://wonkette.com/416877/rush-limbaugh-%e2%80%98cannot-possibly-relate%e2%80%99-to-media-person%e2%80%99s-crude-commentary#comment-624162#ixzz0upawojwn x111e7thst says at 11:49 am, July 23rd, 2010 ... more info 07/29/2001 Breitbart Has PROOF the NAACP Is Racist – Wonkette (satire) (blog) America's aa singular preferred man who has $100000. Andrew Breitbart is here once again to save a day, this time to uncover us which a NAACP is racist, NOT Teabaggers. “The NAACP as well as a Congressional Black Caucus do not wish ... more info 09/28/2001 Liz Glover Finds Happiest Tea Partiers Ever (Who Are There 'On a ... Liz Carpenter just died, and your Wonkette didn't even mention it. She was a funny writer in Texas. Speaking of the LBJ administration, Stewart Udall died, too, and we didn't mention that — and that's just sad, because Stewart Udall did ... more info 03/28/2001 WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: The Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. Interview #wingnut MUST CREDIT WONKETTE!!!!1! We all learned a lot about Wisconsin Republican candidate for US Senate and future President Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. last week. And since then, we've had the chance to speak with him, for over a half hour. ... more info 06/28/2001 • Evil communist youths refuse to let financial columnist pay for ... ... as this is a good capitalist country, but the children would not take any money. [....] Hopefully [she] came back and brought these kids a copy of Atlas Shrugged and one of her great finance books. — Jack Stuef, Wonkette # ... more info 06/28/2001 Alvin Greene Wants Better Alvin Greene Action Figures – Wonkette ... Alvin Greene Wants Better Alvin Greene Action Figures Wonkette (satire) (blog) “They could have done a better job than that,� Greene told CBS News, hinting that the 'Dogs should refudiate their creation. Maybe Greene would prefer the . ... more info 06/29/2001 'refudiate' Racism For Amerikkka, Says Palin Wonkette (satire … Sarah Palin md bt th NAACPs newly passed resolution whh qtn th Tea Party t gt rid ft racist elements tht h ld t shoot a moose! Bt thts hard work nd doesnt involve Sarah Palin being n Fox News, instead h wnt n Fox News t tll Sean Hannity ... more info 07/29/2001 Latest Capitol Hill Anti-HCR Rally Running Smoothly, Politely The surrounding crowd of protesters then erupted in laughter.� What else? Ah, yes: famous black civil rights leader Rep. John Lewis is black. They had a nickname for him, too! [TPM, The Hill, photo via Wonkette fat gun nut operative ... more info 05/28/2000 Our Boys Need Gossip! - Wonkette We were originally going to say that we don't actually believe that we here at Wonkette are being “censored� by anyone just because military computers in Iraq are blocked from viewing our site. We were going to point out that, yes, ... more info 09/27/2000 American Power: Wonkette Attacks Carly 'Chemo Hair' Fiorina's Open ... Wonkette Attacks Carly 'Chemo Hair' Fiorina's Open Mic Moment. It's kinda creepy, actually, this unguarded open mic moment where Carly Fiorina's prepping for an interview on CNN. She doesn't say anything that's regrettable. ... more info 03/29/2002 I was a writer for 3 years, then I pretty much gave it up. I love ... 0 Responses to “I was a writer for 3 years, then I pretty much gave it up. I love the stuff that you (and others) write at Wonkette, but try as I may I can't seem to get past a blank page. How do I get my spark back?� ... more info 02/27/2001 Wonkette Interviews Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. Wonkette's Jack Stuef interviews Senate candidate Ernest J. Pagels, Jr., Republican from Wisconsin. More at wonkette.com… more info 02/26/2001 Latest Republican Racist Email Features Hilarious Summary of 44 ... How are the Republican politicians doing with the email today? Not too good, as usual! It's a busy Monday, as one Republican official already got busted doing racist anti-Michelle Obama stuff on the Facebook, and now we're learning ... more info 01/29/2000 Secret Video of Actual Politico Editorial Meeting WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A GENIUS. [Xtranormal via The Awl] more info 07/28/2001 Sarah Palin Is Boycotting Bristol and Levi's Storybook Camo ... Wonkette (satire) (blog) Famous playwright Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol announced last week that true love does exist as she and Levi Johnston are getting married next month. ... Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston Want Full-Season Deal for ... more info 07/29/2001 Freak Out Your Friends With Fake Obama VP TXT Here's some low-level fuckery to get you through the afternoon, courtesy of perverse Wonkette Operative "Bobby," who sends hilarious instructions for sending legitimate-looking TXT announcements from Barack Obama. ... more info 09/27/2000 Fox News Poll: Yes, We Are Insanely Racist Crazy People Another lovely Fox News poll. What is this about “fruitless� though? Racism and conspiracy theories have put the Republicans in great shape for 2010. If that's “fruitless,� then consider these teabaggers fruity. [Fox News] more info 09/29/2001 nra's secret graphic novel revealed! pro-gun democrats did better in the midterms than probably any other class of politician, but the national rifle association is not in the business of reflecting moderate political reality. the nra lives off memberships, ... more info 07/30/2000 David Weigel: Didn't Anybody Notice Wonkette & Think Progress on ... I mean, come on. I'm an amateur who aspires to be like the best in the political biz. Yet they were shocked to learn he's a closet liberal covering conservatives? Simply browse to his old page and scroll down to the Blogroll on the ... more info 04/28/2001 Nice Wealthy Ohio Teabagger Will Pay For Man's Parkinson's! (UGH) We don't want to tell you what happens in this Ohio teabagger video titled “Mocking man with Parkinsons over health care.wmv,� but it sure is nuts! [YouTube, Columbus Dispatch] more info 02/25/2002 CNN's Rick Sanchez Is First Cartographer To Accurately Locate Hawaii After an exhaustive review process, your Wonkette proudly recommends CNN for the best “Hawaii coverage.� They know most things about Math. [YouTube, YouTube] more info 05/29/2002 rumors on the internets: let the sunshine in the democrats are sad, ineffectual and weak — and they're not going anywhere anytime soon. [capitol hill blue]; but so long as they're not completely corrupt, lying, war mongering corporate cronies, looks like that house majority is ... more info 06/27/2002 Erik Brown: Credit Wonkette For Correctly Calling Him Out As The ... Now that Allison Meyers, director of the Republican National Committee's "Young Eagles" program, has been properly identified as the person who approved the reimbursement of expenses incurred at West Hollywood's Voyeur nightclub, ... more info 04/27/2002 Jim Webb Almost Beats Some Sense Into Bush The White House invited newly elected Senate and House members to a "private reception" after the election, and George W. Bush really charmed Jim Webb. According to The Hill, Bush asked... more info 05/30/2000 Several People Protest Bilderberg Here they are, the only people brave enough to fight the New World Order by standing outside the grounds of the Westfields Marriott and shouting at these Virginia cops. That's Jim Tucker in the hat and suspenders; he's been chasing ... more info 06/28/2000 What the Hell!? Wonkette's Jim Newell is Gawker's New Politics ... First it was Pareene, now it's Newell... At least Gawker will be smart again. more info 03/29/2002 What would you say to a person if he says that White is the top ... Source: http://wonkette.com/370418/obama-says-racist-kansan-grandma-was-typical-white-person. how come white males have a hard time getting into college. Gaia Online is an online hangout, incorporating social networking, forums, ... more info 07/28/2000 What About Paris?: At Wonkette Today: Ayn Rand in Wonderland We love Wonkette. A little hard on our girl Ayn--but she's still in play. Our default position. Don't force us to evolve and say "chairperson", either, Jack. See, nonetheless, great cartoon at "That's Objectivist: Ayn Rand in the 21st ... more info 09/27/2001 Scott Brown Votes For Jobs Bill, Wingnuts Go Nuts On Twitter In only his second Senate vote, Republican messiah Scott Brown helped the Democrats destroy a Republican filibuster on the new Jobs Bill, hahahahah, what? And guess who's cold goin' nuts on the Twitter? ... more info 01/30/2002 Now, That's Satire! I don't usually do much more than skim Wonkette; not because it isn't funny and clever and quite to the point, but because it tends to be a bit too aggressive for my taste. Or rather, Wonkette on top of my regular early weekday morning ... more info 04/29/2001 Black Man Puts His Feet On Desk, Wingnuts Furious This is the rest of the forwarded email making the anger-bear trailer-park rounds today: But don't worry, it's still okay if the white guy does it. Thanks to Wonkette operative “Rich F.� for sending both the wingnut correspondence and ... more info 01/30/2002 Media Moves: Gawker's New Politics Hire Leaving Previously Gawker ... Gawker Gets All Wonked Up: Notorious D.C. politics blog Wonkette has quite the alumni list, and it's adding to it yet again. It's already helped launch the career of political columnist Ana Marie Cox, infamous high-priced D.C. ... more info 10/29/2001 Teabagger Tries To Harass Congressman's House, Lists Wrong Address ... The Politico has a funny story, so /LINKBAN temporarily: Teabaggers are harassing poor Virginia freshman Rep. Tom Perriello. (To whom you libtards might want to spare some reelection $$$ if you can, since he's a good, populist voice who ... more info 10/29/2001 Hey, We're A Jokey Blog.. and RACIST Too! The lefty site, Wonkette, reported to their limited world about our stupid little ice cream contest. Of course the entire contest was borne out of the Obama photo op where he is seen fellating a vanilla cone in front of an ice cream ... more info 10/29/2001 Give Mitt Romney Money To Repeal RomneyCare! Man, he's really trying to get ahead of this thing before everyone realizes how terribly neutralized he's become, isn't he? Hopefully it won't be that long before other prospective 2012 candidates start making murmurs (SCREAMING ON FOX ... more info 02/27/2001 Evan Bayh Is Just Too Good For Congress Whoa, a long-ish speech with the wife and two muppets? He didn't even lose an election earlier today, and he's not resigning immediately, so… why he must just be very self-absorbed! Here is why he is not running: Congress is broken and ... more info 02/26/2000 'Top Secret' RNC Fundraising Presentation Rife With Cartoons ... Uh oh! Somebody found the playbook, and it's full of secret, evil GOP strategies that have been obvious to any human being who's watched any half-second of any news coverage at any point in the last 30 to 200 million years. ... more info 06/29/2000 Who Is Invited To Wonkette's Weeping Eagle Awards Tonight? YOU Join a whole bunch of your Wonkette pals at 5:30 this evening for the 2010 Weeping Eagles! Consider this your Invitation, this blog post on the Internet. Eat delicious things! Drink cheap beverages! Win Wonkette T-shirts! ... more info 04/27/2002 Your First Look At McCain-Palin's America Thanks to Wonkette fine arts operative “Kevin� for sending us this sneak peek of the official new McCain-Palin poster. It is an image for the New America. Don't hope for Change — Photoshop it. more info 04/28/2001 New Wonkette Writer Jack Stuef And Senator-Elect-to-Be Alvin ... If you have been checking the authors of posts on your Wonkette this week — and you have, because writers know that everybody pays a lot of attention to bylines — you will have noticed there is a new guy. Yes! The time has come! more info 10/29/2001 Hey, We're A Jokey Blog.. and RACIST Too! The lefty site, Wonkette, reported to their limited world about our stupid little ice cream contest. Of course the entire contest was born out of the Obama photo op where he is seen fellating a vanilla cone in front of an ice cream shop ... more info 03/29/2002 People Who Visit Bill O'Reilly's Website Love Barack Obama So Much Although, you can tell it's probably more of an A-, which is essentially just a B+ that wept in the professor's office after class. Also, it so good the poll is set against the background of outer space, because of the word “scientific. ... more info 05/29/2002 Give This Reporter Many Raises The look on these anchors' faces at 0:33 might rank among the greatest YouTube freeze-frames of some period of time. [Las Vegas Gleaner] more info 07/29/2000 The Wonkette's prayer From the perspective of your Wonkette, Michael Steele has been an extremely effective RNC chair, as he has supplied us with a near-endless stream of mockable things to write posts about. But those who actually care about the health of ... more info 07/29/2000 Wonkette : Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. Is Your Republican Wisconsin ... via wonkette.com. Permalink | Leave a comment » more info 04/28/2001 Two Women Come To Blows In McDonalds Over Wonkette & Palin's ... West Palm Beach, FL—In what turned a peaceful lunch into a backyard brawl, two women came to blows in McDonalds on Belvedere Road over Wonkette and Sarah Palin's breasts. According to onlookers, the women, Jane Billner and Sharon Mapes, ... more info 05/30/2002 Last Friday's Insane Wonkette Rant I took two Klonopin before writing this one, and it shows. more info 02/27/2002 Party Crashing: Wonkette Makes Real Life Appearance At Hirshhorn ... Every few months, the Hirshhorn Museum charges local hipsters to look at art that is free to look at every other day of the year. After paying, the hipsters. more info 03/28/2000 2:26: Never Forget So it turns out Tom Campbell was what was behind the dumpster in Mulholland Drive. Anyway, you can blame your nightmares on tipster “John G.� more info 03/30/2001 Wingnuts Furious Over Obama's Upcoming Ban On Fishing Dave Weigel of the Washington Independent's crazy person beat has taken any number of comical photos from today's Kill the Teabagger Rally, like this one, which is based on an actual thing. Wingnuts are furious that Obama will take away ... more info 08/29/2000 Sarah Palin Barely Earning Minimum Wage – Wonkette (satire) (blog) Sarah Palin Barely Earning Minimum WageWonkette (satire) (blog)Everybody just assumes that Sarah Palin wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy all the time, in a golden bed of $100 bills. ...and more » more info 07/29/2000 John McCain Will Not Be Asking Elena Kagan To Prom – Wonkette ... John McCain Will Not Be Asking Elena Kagan To Prom Wonkette (satire) (blog) Still, it is good that John McCain is voting no on this unrepentant Jewess in order to appeal to the willfully ignorant, arrogant illiterates who make up ... more info 02/26/2002 Obama Going On 'The View' Instead of Going To Boy Scout Thing adamrenz says: RT @wonkette Obama Going On 'The View' Instead of Going To Boy Scout Thing http://bit.ly/d9kvmS - 10 hours ago. Reply. obamaupdate2010 says: Obama Going On 'The View' Instead of Going To Boy Scout Thing: President Barack ... more info 02/26/2000 'My Name Is Dick Swett,' Person Says To President There once was a Congressman named “Dick Swett.� Barack Obama called on him at that New Hampshire town hall today. When will this president put aside his childish impulses to summon “Dick Swett�? And when will “Dick Swett� realize that ... more info 10/28/2000 Wonkette : Announcing the Very Special Winners of the Weeping Eagles! We all met lots of readers and neighbors and media sleazebags and even some brave Wonkette commenters. (Very few people in Washington are commenters, for obvious reasons.) And the winners are …. History's Worst Congressperson: ... more info 07/29/2001 MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU: New creams harness the power of natural ... Beauty Wonkette is no stranger to the use of microcurrents in skincare. In fact, she is quite fond of her NuFace device. And, yes, it has long been understood that skin cells naturally communicate and stimulate repair and regeneration ... more info 03/28/2000 Day of the Locusts It is very rude of the elected president and his party's big majorities in the House and Senate to consider a vote on the Health Care reform bills promised by the president and already passed by the House and the Senate. ... more info 03/30/2001 Woo Hoo - Beauty Wonkette Loves This Full Body Facelift! Beauty Wonkette seriously loves spa days, but has trouble finding the time. So, when she finds an at-home treatment that is truly worthy, she becomes a true devotee. Well, this little jar of magic isn't just spa WORTHY, the fact is it ... more info 07/30/2001 Beauty Wonkette Plays Frugalista with a Fabulous Foundation Although Beauty Wonkette doesn't wear foundation herself, L'Oreal True Match foundation ($9 at just about any drugstore) caught her eye when burlesque star Dita Von Teese recommended it on Twitter. It turned out that Beauty Wonkette's 3 ... more info 11/28/2000 Buy One Of FEMA's Toxic Slimy Death Cubes For Super Cheap! BUY TWO! ... the side keeps erupting into spontaneous blue fires, only a few years after buying it at that underground German government auction. So maybe this FEMA thing is a good opportunity for your Wonkette to buy some new office space, no? ... more info 05/28/2002 Announcing the First Annual Wonkette Weeping Eagle Awards: Call ... Friends, commenters, lend us your very worst nominations for the very first annual Wonkette Weeping Eagle Awards. We considered a bunch of different complicated email and web-survey methods, but finally decided the most entertaining way ... more info 06/28/2000 Wonkette welcomes Jeff Merkley to DC - BlueOregon DC gossip blog satirizes the angst from right-wing bloggers by welcoming Jeff Merkley to Washington DC. Their post, in full: Oregon Gives Dems Another Commie Senator Democrat Jeff Merkley has beaten likable moderate Republican Senator . more info 05/28/2000 Joe Biden Is Extremely Optimistic About Everything – Wonkette ... Joe Biden Is Extremely Optimistic About Everything Wonkette (satire) (blog) Joe Biden is in Iraq, and he is pretty sure that, once the US's “combat mission� ends (some might say this mission will be “accomplished�) on August 31st, ... more info 10/30/2001 World Net Daily Warning: Glenn Beck Is a Liberal How much do we love teevee's crying nut Glenn Beck? Not at all, even though he's the most popular nut on Fox News' afternoon nut house. But unemployed 58-year-old white Americans who should love the hysterical pig-eyed blob may be ... more info 03/30/2001 The RETURN of Beauty Wonkette !!! Yes, my lovelies, Beauty Wonkette missed you....sorta. BW cannot tell a lie. We spent 3 months in Tuscany renovating our dream house. BW loves you, but did NOT miss you - or anybody else for that matter... xoxo. more info 10/28/2000 Gay Men And Lesbians Can Serve, But None Of Those Rotten Homosexuals! Infer what you will from this latest polling of Dumb America. Probably the simplest and therefore most correct explanation is, “Whoa shit, lesbians! Nice!!� [CBS News] more info 02/25/2001 Jesse Ventura Zombie Now Haunting Toy Store Once upon a time, America gave one of its top fifty states (Minnesota) to a teevee wrestler named Jesse Ventura. Many decades later, a simple New Jersey man met Barack Obama and suddenly started seeing famous people everywhere. ... more info 04/28/2001 59000 Nuns Love ObamabortionCare Don't know about you people, but we trust America's old virgin nuns much more than we do the Catholic Bishops, who just run an ancient kiddie-rape cult, since they can't have sex with the virgin nuns and are also pedophiles. ... more info 01/29/2000 Socialist Commies Protest Bunning's Kentucky Office That was weird, when they did that. Don't throw your lot in with reality just yet, though, because the infamous “They� showed up for a counter-protest: Thanks to Wonkette Kentucky protest beat operative “VS� for the terror images. more info 10/29/2001 Obama's Hair Is Weak On Defense (In Comparison) – Wonkette (satire) Oh, for Christ's sake, the penis pump thing has nothing to do with "Obamacare", it does not really touch the existing national health plan, of course, did not allow illegal immigrants access to education department dealing with … ... more info 03/29/2002 Wonkette's HOT TOPIX with Mich… | america1first.com Wonkette's HOT TOPIX with Michele Bachmann: Minimum Wage! « Que … http://bit.ly/c5O91z – Freedom! Google Buzz. This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 at 1:29 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses ... more info 04/28/2002 Meet Basil Marceaux Dot Com, Tennessee's Next Governor ... Wonkette has done some legwork investigating Candidate Marceaux (dot com)'s positions. but really, as a voting member of this republic, you should visit his personal website—in particular the section “WHAT IMPORTANT,� which includes ... more info 03/30/2002 all this is that: Wonkette on Admiral Mullen's HippieLeaks Wonkette 'quotes' Admiral Mike Mullen, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, on the WikiLeaks: "We're going to continue to mindlessly funnel money to Pakistan so they can train people to kill us, irregardless of whatever that ... more info 12/30/2000 Bill Clinton Married Anthony Weiner This Weekend You guys sure? You guys sure about this? Alright. Our Google News Alert for “Bill Clinton weiner� has finally come through. On Saturday, Rep. Anthony Weiner of New York married some lady who used to work for Hillary Clinton. ... more info 07/29/2000 Eric Massa & Glenn Beck To Marry Each Other All Day Tomorrow! America's two weirdest fat dragons will mate in a cocoon of blood and dingleberry tomorrow at five, to talk about how the Democratic leadership is trying to smear the obviously gay internal health care opponent Eric Massa as gay after ... more info 07/28/2001 Alvin Greene Wants Better Alvin Greene Action Figures – Wonkette ... Wonkette (satire) (blog) Problem іѕ, חеіtһеr Greene חοr South Carolina's political establishment Ɩіkеѕ tһе doll –a golden, male Statue οf Liberty figurine wіtһ a paper copy οf … South Carolina: Maybe It Wasn't Such a Left-Field I�еаNеw ... more info

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